It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder. The rest of the party is in its stomach.

I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions for which I will regret learning the answers.

Those born to the light have no idea how great the dark is.

Devils bend the rules, demons break them.

O.J's flee would have never worked under 2nd edition rules.

Doctor Who: "Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?"

Ian: "It died a slow and painful death when those bats came out of the rafters."

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

I tolerate this century but I don't enjoy it.

Dark elves are courteous, urbane folk, and can be very amiable companions when they have no pressing reason to kill you.

The creators may die, but the game lives on.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

No plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

Lister: Love is what seperates us from animals
Rimmer: No, Lister. What seperates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.

I owe Mr.Lister everything sir, if it wasn't for him, I'd be normal.